The Introduction To The Wonderful Life Of BACHLERETTE PARTIES!

Well now, where to start. first and foremust i must make one statement clear.. the only disappointment i experienced with my first bachlerette party was that there were no strippers. :*( one single tear and i'm over it.. moving on to the better half of what happened.. YAYSERS!

I began the day feeling slightly awkward about the events that would take place.. I am underage and wasn't sure on the older girls' thoughts on underage drinking, especially since Amanda and I were the only ones.. but here is how i met the "bachlerette party planner" if you will.

Me: "Hi, I'm Megan, Joey's little sister's best friend. nice to meet you *cordial handshake ;)*
Kari: " I'm Kari. I know you're underage.... *semi-long pause, begining to feel slightly nervous* Beer's in the fridge, vodka on the counter.. get yourself a drink. *walks away*"

HAHAHAHAHA!! so from there on out *one thirty at the pool* amanda and I made ourselves comfortable in our new environment. haha. so we were there from about 130-500 ish and then amanda and i came home, showered and got dressed to go in the limo. Again I felt slightly nervous about what would happen in the limo.. but i had NO idea what lay before me...

So the limo picked us up.. not just a limo.. a hummer limo.. and we all got in and immediately started drinking beer.. amanda and i drank sarah's bitchbeer which was amazing.. so we're drinking and laughing and singing and the limo is tight.. cuz it's a limo.. but the air didn't work very well... soooooo we UPGRADED!!!!!! to the PARTY BUS! which may sound gay but is THE sweetest thing i have EVER been on!!!!!! no joke, from then on out we all had bottles of strawberry champaigne and we were just dancing around non-stop.. falling over and whatnot.. I WAS SOOO DRUNK! it was insano.. so then i accidently ripped my shirt off.. which i'm pissed about, brand new from MOA .. but whatever, totally worth it.. i also learned how to do the booty shake.. and kicked it w/ 12 of the coolest girls i've EVER met!

So then we got to the bar at around 1100 and amanda and i couldn't get in cuz it was a 21 bar and we are.. yes thats right.. 18.. so Shawn and Evan picked us up.. as to what we did, i'm not sure.. and then obviously i did a lil internet hopping..

the best part is.. i couldn't even walk when i got home.. and i completelly stumbled up the stairs... literally falling every other step.. i know i talked to mom bu ti have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT I SAID! and I had a huge hangover the next day and puked and stuff.. but they weren't home cuz my lil sis had a bowling tourny.. so they NEVER found out that i drank!!! wow what a night

the only other thing i can say.. when i get engaged.. my girls better plan on strippers ;)
<33Megs.. the bachlerette party crasher