The Introduction To The Wonderful Life Of BACHLERETTE PARTIES!

Well now, where to start. first and foremust i must make one statement clear.. the only disappointment i experienced with my first bachlerette party was that there were no strippers. :*( one single tear and i'm over it.. moving on to the better half of what happened.. YAYSERS!

I began the day feeling slightly awkward about the events that would take place.. I am underage and wasn't sure on the older girls' thoughts on underage drinking, especially since Amanda and I were the only ones.. but here is how i met the "bachlerette party planner" if you will.

Me: "Hi, I'm Megan, Joey's little sister's best friend. nice to meet you *cordial handshake ;)*
Kari: " I'm Kari. I know you're underage.... *semi-long pause, begining to feel slightly nervous* Beer's in the fridge, vodka on the counter.. get yourself a drink. *walks away*"

HAHAHAHAHA!! so from there on out *one thirty at the pool* amanda and I made ourselves comfortable in our new environment. haha. so we were there from about 130-500 ish and then amanda and i came home, showered and got dressed to go in the limo. Again I felt slightly nervous about what would happen in the limo.. but i had NO idea what lay before me...

So the limo picked us up.. not just a limo.. a hummer limo.. and we all got in and immediately started drinking beer.. amanda and i drank sarah's bitchbeer which was amazing.. so we're drinking and laughing and singing and the limo is tight.. cuz it's a limo.. but the air didn't work very well... soooooo we UPGRADED!!!!!! to the PARTY BUS! which may sound gay but is THE sweetest thing i have EVER been on!!!!!! no joke, from then on out we all had bottles of strawberry champaigne and we were just dancing around non-stop.. falling over and whatnot.. I WAS SOOO DRUNK! it was insano.. so then i accidently ripped my shirt off.. which i'm pissed about, brand new from MOA .. but whatever, totally worth it.. i also learned how to do the booty shake.. and kicked it w/ 12 of the coolest girls i've EVER met!

So then we got to the bar at around 1100 and amanda and i couldn't get in cuz it was a 21 bar and we are.. yes thats right.. 18.. so Shawn and Evan picked us up.. as to what we did, i'm not sure.. and then obviously i did a lil internet hopping..

the best part is.. i couldn't even walk when i got home.. and i completelly stumbled up the stairs... literally falling every other step.. i know i talked to mom bu ti have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT I SAID! and I had a huge hangover the next day and puked and stuff.. but they weren't home cuz my lil sis had a bowling tourny.. so they NEVER found out that i drank!!! wow what a night

the only other thing i can say.. when i get engaged.. my girls better plan on strippers ;)
<33Megs.. the bachlerette party crasher

Independance Day

hm so i think my independance day backfired... (and it was two years not three) anyway.. it turned out to be a reunion instead.. oh the tangled drama of Megan Leigh... just imagine

Update for the masses

I know EVERYONE is dying to know how my lifes going so here goes... well i made amanda really mad.. and thats always exciting because she makes life a living hell when she's mad... haha.. i understand why shes upset and dissapointed but i don't understand why she has to make it so huge.. so theres a lil tidbit.. lets see what else? i met a cute boy the other day... he was cute.. that is all.. lol ... one of my good friends flunked out of college.. again big excitement there... hm what else............

tomorrow marks the third year of my independance from Jake Johnson... seems we have a lot to be grateful for.. tehe
I"m rich Bitch
<3Megs