A life without Blog...
Oh man, what a dreary place that would be. Cold, Dark, and Just plain unhappy. You wake up one morning, the air is crisp, the sun is just stretching across the pale blue sky. You heat up that cup of Java you've been dreaming about ever so carelessly. You Yawn. You smile to yourself.. what a life what a life. "Hm, I will check my emails," you say, nonchalantly, as you do every morning. Aw, what a life indeed. The gentle clicks of the ever so familiar keyboard sound as you routinely go through the motions to wake up your computer and join the, already half a billion people across the world, on the life we so subtly call "The Internet." As you type in the URL that seemingly holds your destiny, you ever so calmly sip the not so hot coffee sitting to the right of your mouse bad. And with one unconciously giant leap of faith you click "return" unknowing of what awaits you. Approximately 1.24 seconds whisps passed and as the irritation starts to rise you put the mug down. The mug that you have used every morning for at least the passed month no longer seems appealing to you. 2.55 seconds. How in the world could you have been making coffee when all you needed to do was blog. 3.44 seconds. And then, the unthinkable happens. A rectangle, no bigger than your last report card, pops up where your nicely HTML"D page is supposed to be. "could not find server. press reload." No No No! Crazy thoughts jump in and out of your mind. Your once calmed and sultry fingers now stab at the mouse that you know and love. clicking, desiring, waiting. no longer seconds, but minutes pass by. A tear escapes the corner of your left eye. No blog? what a life.. what a life.. what a life indeed.
LOL! mm blogging.. thank GOD it finally worked!
Megs

3 Comments:
Rick Short Three Minutes
Posted by Stowe Boyd I recently met Rick Short in Atlanta, doing an AMA Blog conference.
Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to add you to my favorites!
I have a ##work at home## Web site. It pretty much covers ##work at home## related stuff.
Come and check it out if you get time:-}
AHHH I think I pee'd my pants i was laughing so hard.
well that is one way of looking at it but if I had a life without a blog I wouldn't have a virtual, racicst, dickless, dumbass, fucked up, retar stalker.
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